Hugh G. Rection's definitions

Captain Ballsack

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

by Hugh G. Rection November 2, 2003

Gatling Gun

To let go several farts in a continuous stream. Its not like whe u let go a long deep fart, but rather its like a sucession of smaller farts.

Ahh I just let go a Gatling Gun

by Hugh G. Rection December 28, 2005

Arwen

Aragorn's elven chick.
Some LOTR so-called fans argue endlessly over Peter Jackson's decision to make her more relevant in his masterpiece films, but its just because:
a) They are morons and they can't tell their assholes from a hole in the ground.
b) They are gay and they'd rather see more of Eomer without his mail shirt.

Jay: Hey dude, ive made a copy of the full extended version of LOTR and edited out the parts where that fucking Arwen chick appears!
Silent Bob: No shit asshole? When do YOU start filming the Silmarillion?

by Hugh G. Rection March 4, 2005

dumpcake

the one person in a group that always gets picked on by the others in a joking mannar

-"you guys are real assholes to brian"

-"no, its fine, hes just a dumpcake"

by Hugh G. Rection November 28, 2004

saunch

The Saunch is the removed 4-skin of the males penis.

Derreck Krause ate his own saunch, after he was pumped full of steroids.

by Hugh G. Rection May 13, 2005

thugged out

Verb - Aparrel that is unbecoming. Usually clothes that stand out becuase of the awful colors employed by the designer. Clothing not to be seen in the wardrobe of a gentleman.

Jerome is thugged out with his F.U.B.U. button covers on his tuxedo jacket! He must ditch the 10k gold-electroplate Mercedes Benz ornament around his neck though.

by Hugh G. Rection July 9, 2003

airmac

a moron; a jackass; someone who thinks they know what they are talking about or someone who is pushy, as seen in indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark

Ryan: hey give me the homework, i need to copy it
Andy: katie has it right know, just take it easy and ill get it to you
Ryan: take it from her and give it to me, asshole!
Andy: listen, airmac, why dont you just shut up

by Hugh G. Rection October 28, 2003