penis

what guys use to get satisfaction.

"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"

by Hugh G. Rection August 22, 2003

Arwen

Aragorn's elven chick.
Some LOTR so-called fans argue endlessly over Peter Jackson's decision to make her more relevant in his masterpiece films, but its just because:
a) They are morons and they can't tell their assholes from a hole in the ground.
b) They are gay and they'd rather see more of Eomer without his mail shirt.

Jay: Hey dude, ive made a copy of the full extended version of LOTR and edited out the parts where that fucking Arwen chick appears!
Silent Bob: No shit asshole? When do YOU start filming the Silmarillion?

by Hugh G. Rection March 04, 2005

airmac

a moron; a jackass; someone who thinks they know what they are talking about or someone who is pushy, as seen in indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark

Ryan: hey give me the homework, i need to copy it
Andy: katie has it right know, just take it easy and ill get it to you
Ryan: take it from her and give it to me, asshole!
Andy: listen, airmac, why dont you just shut up

by Hugh G. Rection October 28, 2003

Gatling Gun

To let go several farts in a continuous stream. Its not like whe u let go a long deep fart, but rather its like a sucession of smaller farts.

Ahh I just let go a Gatling Gun

by Hugh G. Rection December 28, 2005

quip

a fast, witty comment; a one-liner

by Hugh G. Rection October 21, 2003

popo

i freagging police man

dude put out your blunt a popo is coming

by Hugh G. Rection June 20, 2003

nip/tuck

greatest show of all time. now that season one is over, tuesdays are really going to blow now.

by Hugh G. Rection October 25, 2003