grocery dick

You got enough dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner... And maybe a snack.

He got a grocery dick.

by Hp September 6, 2016

LB

Short for Low Budget. Initially used to mean excessive inexpensiveness or cheapness, LB now describes anything of subpar quality.

Pk: Is it raining tomorrow?
A: Yes.
Pk: LB.

by HP July 23, 2003

Magic Carpet Ride

A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.

I had a Magic Carpet Ride with my girlfriend down the spiral staircase.

by HP July 18, 2003