Big ol' thick ho

A full figured or lager framed, natural, sexy woman often with a nice rack, great curves and a nice big-ass.

Look at the turd cutter on that big ol' thick ho, I'd like to tap that!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004

Snake Poopie

An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.

That snake poopie that I took clogged up the toilet.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004

hoskank

Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.

Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!

by Howie Feltersnatch February 20, 2005

testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.

I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.

by Howie Feltersnatch March 04, 2015

skimmie

A hot ass female.

Man, that bitch is one fly skimmie!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004

Small Penis Mobile

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004

skidmark steve

The act of shitty and leaving poo marks in the bowl of the toilet.

"Who skidmark Steved the toilet again?"

by Howie Feltersnatch March 04, 2015