Houston Mark's definitions

Sparky water

It is another term for sparling or bubbly water. This has been in use in Houston, Texas since August 2024.

That is really good sparky water, and so much more refreshing than other types.

by Houston Mark January 13, 2025

Achy-Corn Tea

This tea cures minor discomforts and helps one calm down. It is made from achy-corns which are found below oak trees; how they get there is unknown. It was invented by by Irmo, Hobbit of the Chicago & Houston shires 3/15/25.

Would you like to share a mug of delicious achy-corn tea? I see that you are agitated.

by Houston Mark April 1, 2025

Splictiful

It literally means "the pressure of the sugar" and it is used to describe a ridulous situation with a nonsense adjective.

You know, using caulk instead of toothpaste certainly is splictiful.

by Houston Mark January 13, 2025