House Vista's definitions

Marco Boner

When a blind man pops a chub

"I found it awkward at the Stevie Wonder concert when he covered TLC's smash hit "No Scrubs" while sporting a Marco Boner."

by House Vista January 29, 2009

Tater Tot Slut

A woman who gives handjobs in exchange for tater tots.

"AAAAHHH" moaned Jim, as he handed over the tots.

"I'm so hungry I could tater tot slut right now."

by House Vista March 4, 2009

Boner Wedgie

When your boner is so hardcore that it stretches your underwear taut, delving right into your crack.

My Boner Wedgie has been hounding me for hours.

by House Vista January 29, 2009