Definitions by House Vista

Tater Tot Slut

A woman who gives handjobs in exchange for tater tots.

"AAAAHHH" moaned Jim, as he handed over the tots.

"I'm so hungry I could tater tot slut right now."

Tater Tot Slut by House Vista March 4, 2009

Boner Wedgie 

When your boner is so hardcore that it stretches your underwear taut, delving right into your crack.

My Boner Wedgie has been hounding me for hours.

Boner Wedgie by House Vista January 29, 2009

Marco Boner 

When a blind man pops a chub

"I found it awkward at the Stevie Wonder concert when he covered TLC's smash hit "No Scrubs" while sporting a Marco Boner."

Marco Boner by House Vista January 29, 2009