Definitions by Hot Karl

turd burgler 

one who breaks in and leaves turds in the breeched facility

yep looks like a turd burgler left us a gift in the shower

turd burgler by hot karl August 11, 2003

crusty trombone

a rusty trombone except the "mouthpiece" is exceptionally dirty

she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.

crusty trombone by hot karl August 11, 2003

daisy train

see daisy chain except it applies to anal sex

come aboard the daisy train!

daisy train by hot karl August 11, 2003

man gravy 

spuzz/ semen

I unloaded my man gravy into her, thus making her pregnant

man gravy by Hot Karl July 14, 2003

spitting 

the act of inserting a funnel into the female partners anus then pouring water or any liquid substance down through the funnel, then the male waits until the female analy bambards(farts) all the water out into a mist on the males face.

Karl waited for Merdel to spit mist on to his face.

spitting by Hot Karl June 16, 2003

flying dragon 

when a man is receiving oral sex, while sitting, he takes the arms of the blower and spreads them so their head fall on the receivers man shaft, enducing and involentary deep throat.

flying dragon by hot karl March 25, 2003