Hoss's definitions

Single Shot

(1)A male that has only one testicle.
(2)"One - Nutted"

Clovis and his buddy was giving me a hard time at work the other day, so I said "fuck you and your single shot friend."

by hoss May 21, 2003

grizzley

In response to the "Cougar" nomiclature to describe a thirtysomething women on the prowl for younger men. Grizzley is a term to describe a thirty to fortysomething greying, probably devorced, man on the prowl for some younger ladies. The Grizzley often denotes pity from younger folk because it is clear that their time has long since past.

Robert Blake, Tom Arnold, and anybody hanging out at a TGI Fridays bar on a wednesday night in anytown in the USA.

by Hoss March 23, 2005

titty hard on

women with erect nipples, usually poking through thier clothes

look, she has a titty hard on

by Hoss March 20, 2005

Cobbler Bottom

An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.

A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.

by hoss May 21, 2003

zeffer

see zepher

1. When one who does not smoke chews or gnaws on an unlit cigar or cigarette to mock people that do smoke.

2. When a former smoker zeffers a cigarette or cigar.

Hondo: Hey let me bum a cig man.

Spencer: You don't even smoke dude.

Hondo: I wanna Zeffer it.

by Hoss March 29, 2005