Hoss's definitions

Rocky mountain hanger

To strangle a female while hitting it doggystyle with some wire or rope and while she is trying to breath, her muscles will tighten up giving the guy added pleasure....also commonly referred to as bein "Jonbenet'd".

Bitch was loose as a goose so i had to give her the rocky mountain hanger."see Jonbenet'd".

by Hoss December 30, 2003

Stump Monkey

A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.

Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.

by hoss May 21, 2003

Single Shot

(1)A male that has only one testicle.
(2)"One - Nutted"

Clovis and his buddy was giving me a hard time at work the other day, so I said "fuck you and your single shot friend."

by hoss May 21, 2003

Cobbler Bottom

An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.

A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.

by hoss May 21, 2003

The Eviction Fart

A fart that when turned loose, has the potential to change 3 lives. This is a fart that has been trapped abdominally for at least one day. The host of this fart is usually in pain or damn bad discomfort and has been trying to ease this fucker out for hours.

Oh man, my stomach is killing me, I've got an Eviction fart that just will not leave.

by hoss May 21, 2003