HorseCoq's definitions
(noun; slang; NSFW)
A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.
Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.
Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
Get the Pintu’s Plaster Shopmug. A filthy, taboo-laced sexual act where one partner performs anal while the other is experiencing digestive chaos—think lube replaced with ghee, and the “final layer” of the biryani is an unholy mix of bodily fluids, curry remnants, and shame. Often involves a tarp, nose plugs, and deep personal regrets.
Choda tried anal in the back of his old Mercedes after a lamb biryani and three Kingfishers. Mid-thrust, her guts let go—hot korma splashdown.
He slipped, metal plate in his arm pinged off the handbrake, car rolled into a skip. Whole thing looked like someone pressure-washed a tandoori in reverse. Classic Bombay Biryani.
He slipped, metal plate in his arm pinged off the handbrake, car rolled into a skip. Whole thing looked like someone pressure-washed a tandoori in reverse. Classic Bombay Biryani.
by HorseCoq August 3, 2025
Get the Bombay Biryanimug. The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.
Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.
by HorseCoq August 25, 2025
Get the Punjabi Pickle Twistmug.