Horizonogre 's definitions

Web of Cob

any replicated variety of a spider’s Cob Web

During the Hallo’s of Ween, I decorate my house with a multitude of Web of Cob.

by Horizonogre November 8, 2019

Cob Cutter

Any individual trained in cutting off pieces of Web of Cob.

After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Hallo’s of Ween

The season of Jack-o-lanterns, costumes and Webs of Cob.

During the Hallo’s of Ween, I have many young children who get Cob Smacked by my Web of Cob at my house when they Stop by toTrick or Treat in their cute costumes.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Cobsmith

Any individual certified in designing and constructing a Web of Cob.

As the Hallo’s of Ween approaches, I need to hire a local Cobsmith to construct an intricate Web of Cob, the likes of which my neighbors will be conversing about for years to come.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Laboratician

A Genius level, intellectually inclined, individual in a medical laboratory that makes the WHOLE organization look GREAT!

During the COVID-19 pandemic, in the year of our Lord 2020, North Bend Medical Center stood out as a shining star in its community, thanks to a few devoted Laboraticians.

by Horizonogre April 10, 2020

Untzbenounced

The word used when unbeknownst to its user is not untzbenounced, but rather the word unbeknownst.

The other day, untzbenounced to me, my coworkers were planning a piñata party in celebration of Cinco De Mayo.

by Horizonogre May 13, 2020