Definitions by Hooter Hunter

Dude don't lie 

A Philism used to fill a lull in conversation or as a pathetic comeback to a derogatory quip. Most often used excessively in conjunction with “what are you doing?”

Phil: Mike what are you doing?

Mike: Checking out Craig’s list

Phil: Dude don’t lie

Dan: Phil was so drunk he took point with the FUF again.

Phil: Dude don’t lie she had a good personality.

Dude don't lie by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004

FUF 

A euphemism used to describe the obligatory Fat Ugly Friend.

Phil said he would take point with the FUF so you can score the honey!

FUF by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004

Dude what are you doing? 

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.

Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?

Dude what are you doing? by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004