Dave-o-pedia

When someone knows the answer to every question that is asked of them, no matter what the subject matter, time of day or amount of alcohol consumed.
A spoof on the word encyclopedia except the "encycl" part is replaced by person' name.
Also seen in Greys Anatomy as used by Alex Karev.

"dude your brother is Dave-o-pedia" said Hayley to Nicola

by Holy Moseph! March 26, 2009

Jollocks

An alternative word for "crap", "balls" or "bollocks".
Can also be used as an insult to others.

"Jollocks" exclaimed Jess

As an insult:
"oh Hayz stop being such a jollocks narny" said Jess

by Holy Moseph! March 26, 2009