Hobo2's definitions

J girl

The woman bobbing like a circus seal in the center of a ring of hobos in the parking lot behind the Flying J Truck Stop.

Belinda is the kind of slut that would suck off a dirty hobo for his ham sandwich. What a J girl!

by Hobo2 July 23, 2008

llama shop

A derogatory term for a convenience store operated by a person of Middle Eastern descent.

Let's run down to the llama shop and grab some 40's before Prakash closes up for the night.

by Hobo2 January 31, 2006

Salisbury Laundry

The practice of giving casual fellatio to a co-worker in the linen closet at work while on the time clock.

Brandy claimed she was downstairs doing inventory but the glistening beads of perspiration on her forehead and the little white pearl in the corner of her mouth told the truth: She was with one the cooks doing Salisbury Laundry.

by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

hobophoria

The intense, carefree feeling of well being as that of a hobo.

Lamont drank his last bottle of wine and laid down in the bus shelter. He didn't seem to care that the shelter reeked of urine or that a cockroach had been crawling on the ham sandwich he had for dinner. Instead, he closed his eyes and reveled in his hobophoria. He felt like he was floating on clouds of Wonder Bread.

by Hobo2 January 30, 2006

j girl

The woman bobbing like a circus seal in the center of a ring of hobos in the parking lot of the Flying J truck stop.

Belinda is the kind of slut that would suck off a dirty hobo for his ham sandwich. What a j girl!

by Hobo2 April 3, 2006