hobophoria

The intense, carefree feeling of well being as that of a hobo.

Lamont drank his last bottle of wine and laid down in the bus shelter. He didn't seem to care that the shelter reeked of urine or that a cockroach had been crawling on the ham sandwich he had for dinner. Instead, he closed his eyes and reveled in his hobophoria. He felt like he was floating on clouds of Wonder Bread.

by Hobo2 January 30, 2006

Salisbury Spritz

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.

My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.

by Hobo2 January 03, 2006

pink falcon

The female equivalent of a blue falcon. Woman who screws over her peers in an effort to achieve her own short sighted goals.

Kim, don't be such a pink falcon!

by Hobo2 March 26, 2007

cobbler

A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.

Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"

Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."

Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."

by Hobo2 September 24, 2008

j girl

The woman bobbing like a circus seal in the center of a ring of hobos in the parking lot of the Flying J truck stop.

Belinda is the kind of slut that would suck off a dirty hobo for his ham sandwich. What a j girl!

by Hobo2 April 03, 2006