Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.
My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.
by Hobo2 January 03, 2006
The woman bobbing like a circus seal in the center of a ring of hobos in the parking lot of the Flying J truck stop.
by Hobo2 March 31, 2006
The woman bobbing like a circus seal in the center of a ring of hobos in the parking lot behind the Flying J Truck Stop.
by Hobo2 January 01, 2006
The sexual climax achieved by integration of vegetables into masturbation or other consensual sexual activity.
Diane stood in the produce aisle contemplating how her next vegasm would arrive: cucumber, carrot, or eggplant?
by Hobo2 October 25, 2007
A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.
Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"
Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."
Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."
Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
by Hobo2 October 11, 2006