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The woman bobbing like a circus seal in the center of a ring of hobos in the parking lot of the Flying J truck stop.
by Hobo2 April 3, 2006
Get the j girl mug.A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.
Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"
Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."
Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."
Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
by Hobo2 September 24, 2008
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by Hobo2 March 26, 2007
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Look, Brittney, I know you like his looks; but the guy doesn't sing well and will never win. Don't be such a sangina.
by Hobo2 April 18, 2007
Get the sangina mug.The sexual climax achieved by integration of vegetables into masturbation or other consensual sexual activity.
Diane stood in the produce aisle contemplating how her next vegasm would arrive: cucumber, carrot, or eggplant?
by Hobo2 November 12, 2007
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