His Excellency, the Most-High Colonel Klamson's definitions

Klamson

Master karate-chopper and purveyor of fine liquors.

Are you the esteemed and venerable Colonel? No, indeed you are not, because I am, and surely I would know if you were.

by His Excellency, the Most-High Colonel Klamson December 15, 2004

bricked

heavily influenced by both wacky tobaccy and liquor

after a hard day's rocking, our boy F.D.R. oft enjoyed getting bricked in Fort Greene Park--the park in which nine of his eleven children were concieved.

by His Excellency, the Most-High Colonel Klamson December 23, 2004