Are you the esteemed and venerable Colonel? No, indeed you are not, because I am, and surely I would know if you were.
by His Excellency, the Most-High Colonel Klamson December 15, 2004
after a hard day's rocking, our boy F.D.R. oft enjoyed getting bricked in Fort Greene Park--the park in which nine of his eleven children were concieved.
by His Excellency, the Most-High Colonel Klamson December 23, 2004