Hippy Lito's definitions

Hippied

If you have been dominated in a verbal confrontation by the/a Hippy, then you have been Hippied. You will now feel completely inferior to the clearly superior Hippy...

*While playing a game of Beirut*

Albert - "Where I come from we call that the bitch rack..."
Angie - "Wow, what a bitch rack Hippy!"

Hippy - "Oh, where I come from we call that winning!"
Sneaky - "You both just got hippied..."

by Hippy Lito May 9, 2009

Sneeze Holder

Someone who holds their sneezes in instead of just sneezing. This is clearly the most annoying way to sneeze.

Person 1 - "Why does that person keep holding their sneezes in?"
Person 2 - "I don't know, but that person is an annoying sneeze holder..."

by Hippy Lito May 13, 2009

Hamburgers

Hamburgers is a slang term for marijuana.

Hippy - "Hey, you wanna go cook up some hamburgers?"
Everyone - "Fuck yeah"

by Hippy Lito June 28, 2009

Victory Bite

A bite of food eaten directly after performing a subtle verbal insult.

Hippy - "Hey, who took the last cupcake?"
Keith - "Me" *victory bite*

by Hippy Lito May 9, 2009

Shoulder Sweep

A shoulder sweep is a subtle way of undermining your own accomplishment; making your competition seem unworthy of your time.

Pete - "Hey whats with the shoulder sweep asshole"
Hippy - "Hey man, your Beirut skills aren't worth my time..."

by Hippy Lito May 10, 2009

Dickbitch

A dick or a bitch are two things a real man wants to never have anything to do with. Therefore, a dickbitch, or combination of the two, is a double-negative - creating a positive. Thus, a dickbitch, is the ultimate awesome.

Erika - "Hippy, you are a dickbitch"
Hippy - "I am well aware"
Erika - "Wow, you are so cool, I wish I could be as cool as you."
Hippy - "Keep dreaming bitch..."

by Hippy Lito May 17, 2009