Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Cum blaster

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.

My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Flying cock drop

Is when you clime up on the dresser and jump of on your waiting gf and hoping to hit the right spot

I tried the flying cock drop and I hurt myself kinda bad

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding

I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Head master

I guy so flexible he can bend over and suck his own dick with the greatest of was a cause he's so flexible

That a boy that's using your head master you got the right stuff

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Old school

Your banging your gf got her bent over and railing her hard so you stop to piss and your grandfather pops in to finish her off.

Nothing but good old school

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Ice cube

Jail term what do you call a water head trying to be a solid , a bloody ice cube.

Only way that guy is going to solid is if she a ice cube.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024