Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed
I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Get the Blind awake mug.A person dislikes or hates the names he was given at birth so makes fun of all of them they will even abbreviation to ensure that they don't li,e or can't stand them.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
Get the Jester of titles mug.Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Get the Twisted joker mug.Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
Get the Fecal basted mug.It's were you go down on your girlfriend rusty bullet hole when she farts you suck it all in like a big bong hoot.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
Get the Ass puff mug.You are in jail and the guards give you a contender of liquid to shower with and you go have a shower and the soap falls and you scramble to pick it up quick but can't and then its already to late you are in a train
I can't believe he's using liquid soap in the shower if the guys see this he will be a part of a liquid soap rock star if he's not careful.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Get the Liquid soap rock star mug.by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
Get the Flying cock drop mug.