Definitions by Hillbilly antichrist

Fecal basted 

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.

Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.

Fecal basted by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Fernie ski bum 

A out of town hippie who comes to fernie to ski and act .like they were born here in the valley.fernie sky bum are wondering around being total granola.

Fernie ski bum six o'clock.

Fernie ski bum by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

The angry Spartan 

The angry Spartan is you and your friends want to tag this chick but all at once you all go into the same hole and yell this is sparta
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The angry Spartan is you and your friends want to tag this check but all at once and now your dick

My brothers collage friends tried this stunt but failed and got stuck in the same hole most definitely the angry spartan

The angry Spartan by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Elkford log splitter 

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

Elkford log splitter by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Twisted joker 

Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.

I got a twisted joker and I'll never be the same she got me good buddy real good.

Twisted joker by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Meat tent 

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.

She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.

Meat tent by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Cum blaster 

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.

My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days

Cum blaster by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024