High Hiter's definitions

Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.

Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.

by High Hiter October 6, 2018

The Heat

Police Officers, looking to bust a motha fucka, guilty or innocent. Also, unwanted attention from tha police.

Jim Bob: i'm fixin' to score me some Hillbilly Heroin

Jed: Don't do that! Or The Heat will bust you.

by High Hiter October 30, 2018

Schtunk

When you haven't washed your ass in two weeks and stink like the city dump.

Max Trifling: "What the fuck? What's that foul ass-booty-butt Schtunk smell in the break room?"

Dingle Berry: (peeling his schtunk ass underwear off the wall): I dunno

by High Hiter September 3, 2018

twinkie cheeks

Slang statement for a masculine man who has extremely bald, hairless, ass cheeks.

Homeboy: Man, your butt is so smooth and hairless, I think I might name you twinkie cheeks!

Twinkie Cheeks: shut up, miron. Don't you know it's un-natural to stare at your homies ass.

(Homeboy's girlfriend is rolling video and spanking her own buns and frothing at the mouth, immediately afterwards runs out and buys a box of twinkies and a french tickler).

by High Hiter June 30, 2018

Schiznit

(Noun) Rhetorical Short-form slang adaptation of (It's the) "Shit isn't it?"

Big Pimpin: "Yo, homie, I just dropped a deuce on the President's front lawn, he was so mad he tweeted about it and tried to blame it on immigration"

Fan: "Man, you're the Schiznit"

Big Pimpin': Yep, and the President is just shit.

by High Hiter October 23, 2017