bathroom stalling

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.
Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"
by hiddenpaw December 08, 2010
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them's the bricks

an expression suggesting acceptance of a difficult, frustrating or disappointing situation
I asked her out and she turned me down, but them's the bricks.
by HiddenPaw October 21, 2008
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