Definitions by Heywood Jablowmie

The Flipper 

John Kerry, because of his inability to maintain a consistent voting pattern on legislation, the times he does manage to make the session and actually vote.

This November, we're gonna win one for The Gipper, and they're gonna lose one for The Flipper.

The Flipper by Heywood Jablowmie October 7, 2004

oldsmobuick 

Piece-of-shit car driven by the divorce lawyer of Fletch's ex-wife.

As I pulled up to my palacial, imitation apartment building, I observed the familiar red oldsmobuick of Mr. Arnold T. Pants, esq., attorney for the former Mrs. Irwin Fletcher.

oldsmobuick by Heywood Jablowmie October 7, 2004

Radio 104 

The only good radio station that Connecticut had, and then early last year- it was taken over but yet another rap station! So now we have 2 rap, 2 pop, and CCC which is decent.

"What the fuck is this shit that 104 is playing? Rap? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DIE RAP!!!!!!!!!!! DIE I SAY!!!!!!"

Radio 104 by Heywood Jablowmie August 25, 2004

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat 

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.

Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat by Heywood Jablowmie August 3, 2004