Heywood Jablowme's definitions

groady

when you fuck random people without a condom or not knowing what they have

Dan: "this bitch is mad ugly but pussy is pussy"

by heywood jablowme January 2, 2005

Guan

Derived From Guanzon. To be a peter guanzon. See Peter Or To make lesser of.

Guan Corp, Guan Guan, Guan Do, Guanaholic, Guallar, Guarter. ** 1: you owe me a guallar 2: K so you mean you owe me a trillion dollars ? 1: aww. crap.

by Heywood Jablowme December 9, 2004

zyka

Something that is sweet or an action that was amazing

Holy shit man, that was Zyka!

by Heywood Jablowme October 28, 2004

Callalily

Simply a Tease.

There is this girl I know, Callalily, she's a bigger tease than half the strippers at a place called Jimmy's in Huntsville, Al.

by Heywood Jablowme March 2, 2004

Monster Box

an excessively hairy female vagina

J. Lo has a monster box.

by Heywood Jablowme November 3, 2003

Krunk

Smoking Crack and getting Drunk

Im Fuckin' Krunk!

by Heywood Jablowme October 31, 2003