Definitions by Heywattsup

Paddy Cripps 

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton

“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”

Paddy Cripps by Heywattsup April 25, 2022

Depression hour 

When you go to Hal’s room at 4am and talk about your suicidal thoughts while vaping and looking at squishmallows

“Fuck man, I’m feeling so depressed, I better go to Hal’s room and talk about ending my life during depression hour”

Depression hour by Heywattsup April 25, 2022

Nitro 

Pronounced neet-ro
When you fuck TR in the ass so hard that he cums everywhere

“Fuck dude, Mardi Gras was lit, I nitro’d TR’s ass”

Nitro by Heywattsup March 6, 2022