Definitions by Hero the Xero

Tongue punch

Stick out your tongue and make it as rigid as possible and smash it (repeatedly) into a girl's private parts.

I beat up that girl's vagina with a tongue punch, now she keeps blowing up my phone.

Tongue punch by Hero the Xero June 5, 2026

Hatched

A girl who can deep throat a corona bottle and empty the contents.

That beer was hatched when tipped her head back with that bottle in her mouth.

Hatched by Hero the Xero January 20, 2026

Sourage

Deep tongue kissing someone who just threw up.

Hurry up and purge your dinner so I can get some sourage when we make out.

Sourage by Hero the Xero January 20, 2026