Definitions by Herman Sherman Squitwank
Punching the Partridge
"John's just upstairs punching the partridge at the moment, he'll be back soon"
"I'm just gonna head off and punch the partridge real quick"
"I'm just gonna head off and punch the partridge real quick"
Punching the Partridge by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 11, 2025
Scary Kevin
A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).
"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"
Scary Kevin by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025