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Definitions by Herman Sherman Squitwank

Riding sidecock

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Riding cock in a manner such that both of the rider's legs are perpendicular to the ridee's legs and both legs are on the same side of the ridee
She was riding sidecock last night
Merch

Punching the Partridge 

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Another term for having a wank
"John's just upstairs punching the partridge at the moment, he'll be back soon"

"I'm just gonna head off and punch the partridge real quick"
Merch

Scary Kevin 

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A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).
"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"
Merch