by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
Mxit the way it SHOULD be
1. Do’s on mxit
a. Greet .
b. Reply to messages before logging off, even if briefly.
c. Be courteous.
d. Be polite.
e. Give out personal numbers even if mom tells you noto.
2. Don’ts on mxit
a. Don’t leave 1001 offline msgs.
b. Don’t chat up more thn two ppl at the same time.
c. Don’t accept know for and answer.
d. Don’t screw up.
e. Don’t mix IT with mxit.
3. How to lose/auto-delete all your mxit contacts.
a. Let your gf answer your messages.
b. Let your mother-in-law etc. use your phone – just this once.
c. Say you are moving to Alaska then send virtual postcards.
d. Wait for a power failure.
e. Rely on a phonuter virus.
4. How to overcome mxit addiction
a. Allow your dog to chew on your charger cable.
b. Use your charger cable for an emergency repair job.
c. Ensure your phone is stolen.
d. Leave your phone unattended in a visible place.
e. Get over coming and you’ll have overcome.
5. How not to get hooked again.
a. Don’t install mxit again.
b. Go catch fish hook, line and sinker rather that cellsurfing.
c. Let your battery run down.
d. Leave your phone off the hook…
e. Thumbs up!
1. Do’s on mxit
a. Greet .
b. Reply to messages before logging off, even if briefly.
c. Be courteous.
d. Be polite.
e. Give out personal numbers even if mom tells you noto.
2. Don’ts on mxit
a. Don’t leave 1001 offline msgs.
b. Don’t chat up more thn two ppl at the same time.
c. Don’t accept know for and answer.
d. Don’t screw up.
e. Don’t mix IT with mxit.
3. How to lose/auto-delete all your mxit contacts.
a. Let your gf answer your messages.
b. Let your mother-in-law etc. use your phone – just this once.
c. Say you are moving to Alaska then send virtual postcards.
d. Wait for a power failure.
e. Rely on a phonuter virus.
4. How to overcome mxit addiction
a. Allow your dog to chew on your charger cable.
b. Use your charger cable for an emergency repair job.
c. Ensure your phone is stolen.
d. Leave your phone unattended in a visible place.
e. Get over coming and you’ll have overcome.
5. How not to get hooked again.
a. Don’t install mxit again.
b. Go catch fish hook, line and sinker rather that cellsurfing.
c. Let your battery run down.
d. Leave your phone off the hook…
e. Thumbs up!
by Hercolena Oliver April 07, 2009
Ensuing complications and exhilerations
So then each of you will give account of Himself to God's furore.
Face the circumstances you do now in furore.
Face the circumstances you do now in furore.
by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009
It were
'Twere unfathomable how creation began for men listen only to what they wish to hear, sanctifying seemingly unsacred sacristan, making a castle out of a mole's abode mere.
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