Definitions by Henry Michealson

Pocket Knockers 

Jews that carry large amounts of change in their pockets. This then results in the change knocking against itself and making a harmonous knocking sound that is sometimes found pleasing to other Jews.

A posse of pocket knockers were arrested the other day and $476.57 in coins was confiscated.

Pocket Knockers by Henry Michealson November 15, 2010

Glido 

A ceiling formation involving two lights and a fan that presents a friendly face before your eyes.

Me and my friend saw a glido yesterday in my living room.

Glido by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Flido 

The opposite of a glido. It is an unhappy face made by lights and a ceiling fan on popcorn ceilings.

The flido in my living room was scaring me the other day, so i went to look at glido.

Flido by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Ciggy Wam

A warm cigarette.

I smoked a Ciggy Wam earlier today.

Ciggy Wam by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Puppy Shackles 

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.

I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.

Puppy Shackles by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009