Henry Michealson's definitions

Pocket Knockers

Jews that carry large amounts of change in their pockets. This then results in the change knocking against itself and making a harmonous knocking sound that is sometimes found pleasing to other Jews.

A posse of pocket knockers were arrested the other day and $476.57 in coins was confiscated.

by Henry Michealson November 15, 2010

Glido

A ceiling formation involving two lights and a fan that presents a friendly face before your eyes.

Me and my friend saw a glido yesterday in my living room.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Flido

The opposite of a glido. It is an unhappy face made by lights and a ceiling fan on popcorn ceilings.

The flido in my living room was scaring me the other day, so i went to look at glido.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Ciggy Wam

A warm cigarette.

I smoked a Ciggy Wam earlier today.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Puppy Shackles

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.

I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009