5 definitions by Henry Michealson

Glido

A ceiling formation involving two lights and a fan that presents a friendly face before your eyes.

Me and my friend saw a glido yesterday in my living room.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Puppy Shackles

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.

I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Flido

The opposite of a glido. It is an unhappy face made by lights and a ceiling fan on popcorn ceilings.

The flido in my living room was scaring me the other day, so i went to look at glido.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Pocket Knockers

Jews that carry large amounts of change in their pockets. This then results in the change knocking against itself and making a harmonous knocking sound that is sometimes found pleasing to other Jews.

A posse of pocket knockers were arrested the other day and $476.57 in coins was confiscated.

by Henry Michealson November 13, 2010

Ciggy Wam

A warm cigarette.

I smoked a Ciggy Wam earlier today.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009