Henry Kissenger's definitions

tit monster

the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.

Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?

by Henry Kissenger June 25, 2008

weedwacker

On the contrary, a weedwacker is a person who doesn't approve of the usage of marijuana.

Nancy Reagan is such a weedwacker.

by Henry Kissenger June 18, 2008

cremation vase

A retarded way to say "urn."

"Is that a Led Zeppelin cremation vase?"
"Probably"

*5 Minutes later*

"Did I say 'cremation vase?'"

by Henry Kissenger February 6, 2007