Heisenbyrge II's definitions
An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot
Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks
by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016
Get the Sausage Slingshotmug. The locomotive that people climb aboard when their sensitive little feelings get hurt(Mostly for pussies)
Person 1: I seen that guy trying to pick you up at the bar last night..
Person 2: He was trying hard. I told him he looks like a male Brittany Spears and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train.
Person 2: He was trying hard. I told him he looks like a male Brittany Spears and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train.
by Heisenbyrge II May 12, 2016
Get the Butthurt Trainmug. Typically a thug/gangster, a useless ass member of society who has originated from the ghetto to plague the world with ignorance
Person 1: Bro, did you see that trashy thug last night acting like he was hood?
Person 2: Yes, absolutely. What a Ghetto Booper that guy is.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely. What a Ghetto Booper that guy is.
by Heisenbyrge II May 12, 2016
Get the Ghetto Boopermug. The Sour Sloth is the sexual act of taking your girl from behind, fucking her hard enough that she walks slightly bent over afterwords. The sour part comes next(and also on her face), Simply bust a nut into her nostrils right before she asks to cuddle. Thus; she sluggishly wanders like a Sour Sloth to the bathroom to get cleaned up.
Person 1: My girl and I decided to experiment with different kinds of sex acts last night. Person 2: Oh yeah? Cool. What'd you end up doing? Person 1: She got kinky so I decided to turn her into a Sour Sloth.
by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016
Get the Sour Slothmug.