school's laptops

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites
me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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discord peepeepoopoo day

on this day (may 6th) everyone on discord must have peepeepoopoo in their username. not having peepeepoopoo in your username on this day is grounds for being banned. Bots are exempt from this
the following people were made up by me just now. any references to people living or dead is purely coincidental.

peepeepoopoo demon: DUDE PUT PEEPEEPOOPOO IN YOUR NAME

ombot: why

peepeepoopoo demon: ITS DISCORD PEEPEEPOOPOO DAY

peepeepoopoo ombot: OH SHIT

rickastley1234: never gonna give you up

everyone: DUDE PUT PEEPEEPOOPOO IN YOUR NAME ITS PEEPEEPOOPOO DAY

rickastley1234: bitch idgaf

peepeepoopoo mod: ;ban @rickastley1234#6982 not having peepeepoopoo in name on peepeepoopoo day

bot: user has been banned
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Lego blocks

my brother keeps coming into my room without warning so I layed tons of Lego blocks that looked like the floor all over my bedroom floor so next time he comes in he will regret it
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mr bean gun

the scene in which Mr Bean uses a gun to shoot a lightbulb cause he was too lazy to get out of bed to turn it off
mr bean gun
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r/cursedcomments

subreddit where, as the name implies, screenshots of cursed comments are posted. It is also the only place on reddit where you can post something and have it get taken down for violating a rule (in this case keep it cursed) while another person posts the exact same thing 2 days later and it doesnt get deleted
redditor 1: I wish I had a glowing cock

redditor 2: we could play beatsaber with it

redditor 1: no please

redditor 2: beat my meatsaber

redditor 3: r/cursedcomments
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something you search on urban dictionary when you get bored during school
you: im so bored what if I search fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart on urban dictionary
by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021
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schrodingers boys

when you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard
if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?

schrodingers boys

the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger

however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021
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