Assata

A rude horrible friend who can’t spell or be honest

Wow she can’t spell is she an Assata

by Hedda letuce June 03, 2019

animatarian

A person dedicated to the welfare of animals. Word was coined by Madrette the Paw Reader.

The ASPCA was founded in 1866 by that great animatarian, Henry Bergh.

by Hedda LeTuce February 19, 2011

hesstick

A type of hangnail, specifically a long skinny rod of nail material that sprouts between the side skin and the nail itself. Found only on fingernails and often painful to remove.

He reached over to hold my hand and became impaled on my hesstick.

by Hedda LeTuce May 20, 2011