When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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Fuck that god guy with binoculars and a problem with people who have healthy colons just shit himself driving on the highway walked in my house while I was studying and started wiping his arse with my text books
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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That little ring worm piece of shit just got busted for career sodomy for advertising a comment that meant nothing to anyone who didn’t do anything wrong by him
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
Get the Career sodomy mug.When ya devote ur time and money to someone and they don’t let ya talk to your chick friends then they leave when your in hospital with a smashed arse because it’s an awkward injury , then ya talk to them like any chick friend ya used to have cos ya got none left after her and no money to talk to anyone else but she acts like you didn’t earn the privilege after ya got a smashed arse because of her telling ya she likes it when her boyfriend has a smashed arse
Those spiffy tradiegasms smashed that dudes arse then called him a gay weirdo and fired him but he was just a customer who needed a roof leak fixed and they fired him but he paid them so he is actually right.
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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Bro anyone that fucks chicks , and doesn’t just use them to have your gay kids for you , is asking for sodomy psychiatry and that’s after you thought they got an std but they didn’t , now your excuse is different but the end result will be the same exactly what you need to happen and nothing your biggest threat needs to happen.
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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