Heath Raftery's definitions

bagatitis

A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.

Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.

Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!

by Heath Raftery February 2, 2009

blowfish

The act of pressing ones lips against a transparent surface, typically a glass window, to form a seal and then breathing out to expand the cheeks.

Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.

"Quick, Sally's in her car, do a blowfish on her window!"

"Haha, blowfish!"

by Heath Raftery December 27, 2007

traps

One's regular haunts. The places one frequents or is associated with.

Old fashioned Australian slang, usually phrased as around the traps.

"News from around the traps is that Sally is bonking Frank"

"Haven't seen you around these here traps for a while!"

by Heath Raftery May 7, 2008

manulate

To become a man; to become more masculine in a phyiscal and sexual sense.

"He is cute but i am waiting for him to manulate"

by Heath Raftery February 24, 2008

wackadoo

General ado or excitement. Can be used as an exclamation to convey general high spirits, or sarcastically in response to an overzealous statement.

"Wackadoo troops! What a ripper party."

Chick: "And then she said that Harry has a big nose!"
Dude: "Well wackadoo. He does have a big schnoz."

by Heath Raftery August 12, 2007