Heath Raftery's definitions

antismotial

The behaviour of smokers at a predominantly non-smoking social event, who leave from time to time to have a smoke.

"You're going outside again? You're so antismotial!"

"Right, it's that time again, I'm off to be antismotial."

by Heath Raftery May 3, 2009

sextuple-u

The difficult to pronounce abbreviation that begins many web URLs: www

Formed from three double-u's and suggests more considered sophistication than the reactionist "tri-double-u".

Man, you have to check out this site: sextuple-u dot urban dictionary dot com

by Heath Raftery July 15, 2007

flordrobe

Where your clothes go when you're too lazy, or too preoccupied to put them away properly.

Eh, I can't even get to my bed because my flordrobe is so full.

We were so drunk and horny last night that I couldn't find where I put my underwear in the flordrobe.

by Heath Raftery October 15, 2007

bagatitis

A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.

Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.

Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!

by Heath Raftery February 2, 2009

shitasmia

A blend of vertigo, disgust, anger and embarrassment, such as felt when watching one of Microsoft's spectacularly cringeworthy "Windows 7 Launch Party" videos.

Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.

Did you see Microsoft's Windows 7 launch party video? It was shitasmic!

I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.

by Heath Raftery November 3, 2009