Heath Raftery's definitions

flordrobe

Where your clothes go when you're too lazy, or too preoccupied to put them away properly.

Eh, I can't even get to my bed because my flordrobe is so full.

We were so drunk and horny last night that I couldn't find where I put my underwear in the flordrobe.

by Heath Raftery October 15, 2007

sextuple-u

The difficult to pronounce abbreviation that begins many web URLs: www

Formed from three double-u's and suggests more considered sophistication than the reactionist "tri-double-u".

Man, you have to check out this site: sextuple-u dot urban dictionary dot com

by Heath Raftery July 15, 2007

hifalutin

Pompous or pretentious. Marked by the use bombastic language.

Variation of highfalutin

Have you seen that pompous law student? He's such a hifalutin knobjockey.

by Heath Raftery September 15, 2006

bagatitis

A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.

Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.

Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!

by Heath Raftery February 2, 2009

shitasmia

A blend of vertigo, disgust, anger and embarrassment, such as felt when watching one of Microsoft's spectacularly cringeworthy "Windows 7 Launch Party" videos.

Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.

Did you see Microsoft's Windows 7 launch party video? It was shitasmic!

I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.

by Heath Raftery November 3, 2009