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Rick

A fat obese short 4 eyed Asian chink who needs to go back 2 hong fucking kong. He's a 2 faced lying slimey Snake who STEALS. THEEEEIIIFF!! no girl wants to look through a microscope to see your tiny dick that's as big as your fingernail that you stick up your hairy smelly fat ass. Gets mad and jelous when you hang out with other guys well duh I wanna hang out with guys who are hot and fun and have big dicks and r not boring and lame. Ricks personality is the same As a wall. Except I'd rather talk to the wall. Rick also has a depressing, sad emo negative presence.. like you just feel sorry for them that they are so pathetic looking and sad& feel greatful you don't live in their bodies. Then you start to feel happy that you are so cute And don't have that problem. Ricks are creepy stalkers who will follow you and watch you. they are worthless scumbags Their BAD EVIL PEOPLE! Evil in their hearts and EVIL in their minds and evil in their souls! Karma always in their life. Their life's are full of shit and no one wants to be around them no girls like them no one wants To be their friend. Their life is boring and sad Kids think they are creepy family hates them cause their embarrassed they are related to them. Step on a scale homeboy maybe you'll stop crying. For sure pays hookers 4 sex Spends their time at home jerking off. He's a sad miserable little bitch who needs to get jumped. Faggot

me- hey look rick stole all my shit what a THEIF

Friend- that's ok you'll just get all new shit and be happy and everyone loves you and no one loves him

Me- oh ya! DUHHHHHH

by Heartlesswhore February 21, 2019