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light millennium

The distance light travels in 1,000 years, or 1 millennium.
1,000 light years is 1 light millennium. The Milky Way Galaxy is 100 light millenniums in diameter.
by He who knows11 September 14, 2019
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Hamplanet

A massively obese person. And we're not talking your average overweight, unattractive person; we are talking, for example, 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds or heavier. More often than not, someone who would be classified as supermorbidly obese.
In Northern Illinois, only the hamplanet women appear to be single and looking and not in closed cliques.
by He who knows11 September 22, 2020
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January

The worst month of the year. The month in which all the fun, joy, and happiness of the holidays comes crashing to a dead halt. The month when everything the happy holidays brought takes a steep nosedive and crashes straight into the rocks. Other definitions for January also include the following;

January - Time of Sorrows, Limbo season, Out of the light and into the gloom, Month of the Eskimo, Month of Despair, Time of total submission.
January begins the Season of Limbo, during which we let in sorrows and we banish joy. A season of fasting, repentence, nonstop punishment, gloom and doom, and absolutely nothing happy at all. And the Limbo season lasts for the rest of the whole winter season.
by He who knows11 May 6, 2012
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Gotham city

A fictional city in the Batman series. Depicted as a city completely overrun with crime, violence, and heavy corruption.
"Across this nation, the words 'Gotham City' are synonymous with crime." ---The guy running for the new mayor in Batman (1989).
by He who knows11 February 23, 2011
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Karl Marx

On February 21st, 1848, Satan (in the deceitful disguise of Karl Marx) presented the dreaded Communist Manifesto, which took the entire New World Order down the path straight to the dark side.
by He who knows11 March 15, 2011
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Communism

Satan's rule and form of law. Passed by Satan himself under the guise of Karl Marx on February 21st, 1848. The main root cause of all homelessness, hunger, destruction of families, slavery, and the eventual collapse of entire nations, as it allready did to the Soviet Union.
Communism is the number 1 worst form of law and government ever seen in world history.
by He who knows11 March 15, 2011
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limbo

The period of time between New Year's Eve and Easter. A period of punishment, suffering; especially suffering winter's coldest weather and deepest freezes without any mercy, and with absolutely nothing happy to look forward to, and no light at the end of the tunnel until as late as just a few days prior to Easter. Covers the months of January, February, and usually March. Sometimes even goes into April.
Limbo is the worst and most dreaded time of the year
by He who knows11 March 15, 2011
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