He who knows11's definitions

Hamplanet

A massively obese person. And we're not talking your average overweight, unattractive person; we are talking, for example, 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds or heavier. More often than not, someone who would be classified as supermorbidly obese.

In Northern Illinois, only the hamplanet women appear to be single and looking and not in closed cliques.

by He who knows11 September 22, 2020

Single shaming

Spreading destructive gossip and slander about people, especially guys, that are single. Alienating and isolating guys that are single that either have chosen to remain single or simply can't get any dates due to a toxic social atmosphere and/or lack of quality women. Getting single guys in trouble for mingling.

The single guy was excluded from the group because he was single. He was a victim of single shaming. The single man's ban from the club was a form of single shaming.

by He who knows11 July 13, 2022

Florida

America's discount tropical paradise. North part has nice friendliness, southern part has a lot of "girls gone wild" and cool waitresses. Also is my future home state.

In Florida, you can hug your waitress and nothing will happen. Try that in Illinois and you'd get kicked out of the restaurant.

by He who knows11 June 28, 2008

Gotham city

A fictional city in the Batman series. Depicted as a city completely overrun with crime, violence, and heavy corruption.

"Across this nation, the words 'Gotham City' are synonymous with crime." ---The guy running for the new mayor in Batman (1989).

by He who knows11 February 23, 2011

Rabbit fear

An exceptionally extreme type of fear that causes a person to flee like mad from something that can easily be harmless, as if running from a murderous gunman, like how a rabbit runs from everything larger than it. The type of fear in which even the sound of a windblown leaf sends a person fleeing like mad, as if fleeing from the gun, to where it can cause injury to anyone in the person's way.

Rabbit fear of a popping toy balloon caused a huge mad stampede at the local shopping mall that left several people injured.

The woman that leapt out of her seat and ran from the sound of the wind in the trees had rabbit fear.

Rabbit fear of a CD player at the airport resulted in an evacuation of the terminal.

Her rabbit fear of men eventually caused all men to avoid her completely.

by He who knows11 September 16, 2022

high heel neck

A condition where the area under the chin, starting at the top of the neck moving towards the chin, comes down at an angle and then bends to horizontal, causing the neck/"under-chin" area to assume the shape of the sole of a high heel shoe.

Some of the most attractive women often have a high heel neck.

by He who knows11 September 8, 2019

moveaholic

A person who moves or relocates often, usually more frequently than every 5 to 10 years.

My new neighbor is a moveaholic and he is moving again in 5 years.

by He who knows11 April 20, 2019