Tool Box

Reference to a room full or folk easily termed as "Tools"

"Christ, the Lobby is a fuckin tool box today."

by Hazard October 23, 2003

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....

Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh

by hazard April 18, 2005

Jerkwad

A Variation of Asswad. An asshole, unsavory character, cheapskate. Origin: Refence to a peice of Toilet paper used during Male Masturbation.

"God You're a Jerkwad Jerry."

"Stop being a cheap motel room Jerkwad Jerry and gimmie a dollar!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

gnub

Same as nub, but, the G letter is actualy a 1337 typo wich originaly was: fucking nub, but the spacebar was pressed a bit too early and it ended up: fuckin gnub. Since "fuckin" is a legit 1337 way to spell fucking many people mistake gnub for a totaly new word.
So in short - gnub = fucking nub

STFU gnub! - the proper way.

U f00king gnub - dumbass way.

by Hazard October 30, 2004

Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Punch it

Similar to Cheese It. Usually Involves sitting in the Car and peeling out.

"Oh shit it's the cops! PUNCH IT!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

British Pound

When two British men double team a girl. However they must scream "Hail to the Queen" every time they switch positions.

When Harry and ian were double teamining and swapped positions they screamed "Hail to the Queen" when they swapped ends

by hazard April 18, 2005