Jerkwad

A Variation of Asswad. An asshole, unsavory character, cheapskate. Origin: Refence to a peice of Toilet paper used during Male Masturbation.
"God You're a Jerkwad Jerry."

"Stop being a cheap motel room Jerkwad Jerry and gimmie a dollar!"
by Hazard October 23, 2003
mugGet the Jerkwadmug.

Yalingah

Word used by dole bludging Australians of coloured descent to describe their forskins..
"hey marco, you have a cheesy tasting yalingah" says fred
by hazard April 14, 2005
mugGet the Yalingahmug.

jerkwater

Slang term for Human Seminal Fluid. The word is used as a derogatory term for an unsavory person.
"Can it Jerkwater!"

"Gimmie the money Jerkwayer."
by Hazard October 23, 2003
mugGet the jerkwatermug.

Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.
"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"
by Hazard October 23, 2003
mugGet the Asswadmug.

Punch it

Similar to Cheese It. Usually Involves sitting in the Car and peeling out.
by Hazard October 23, 2003
mugGet the Punch itmug.

Tool Box

Reference to a room full or folk easily termed as "Tools"
"Christ, the Lobby is a fuckin tool box today."
by Hazard October 23, 2003
mugGet the Tool Boxmug.

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....
Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh
by hazard April 18, 2005
mugGet the The Canine Specialmug.

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