Hazard's definitions

Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

bug hoobies

this is just a less popularized version of tig ol bitties

look at them bug hoobies

by hazard November 4, 2003

Element

A very tacky looking peice of crap car from Honda.

"Great, there's Jerry with his shitty Element."

by Hazard October 24, 2003

Punch it

Similar to Cheese It. Usually Involves sitting in the Car and peeling out.

"Oh shit it's the cops! PUNCH IT!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Tool Box

Reference to a room full or folk easily termed as "Tools"

"Christ, the Lobby is a fuckin tool box today."

by Hazard October 23, 2003

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....

Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh

by hazard April 18, 2005

British Pound

When two British men double team a girl. However they must scream "Hail to the Queen" every time they switch positions.

When Harry and ian were double teamining and swapped positions they screamed "Hail to the Queen" when they swapped ends

by hazard April 18, 2005