Hazard's definitions

Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

gnub

Same as nub, but, the G letter is actualy a 1337 typo wich originaly was: fucking nub, but the spacebar was pressed a bit too early and it ended up: fuckin gnub. Since "fuckin" is a legit 1337 way to spell fucking many people mistake gnub for a totaly new word.
So in short - gnub = fucking nub

STFU gnub! - the proper way.

U f00king gnub - dumbass way.

by Hazard October 30, 2004

jerkwater

Slang term for Human Seminal Fluid. The word is used as a derogatory term for an unsavory person.

"Can it Jerkwater!"

"Gimmie the money Jerkwayer."

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Cyco

Shortened version of "Suicyco Muthafucka."
Meaning Psychotic Stake of mind.

"Jerry you Cyco! Whatsamattayou!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

McSpaigo

A Derogetory term for one of Irish, Hispanic, and Italian Decent.

Rarely used due to the rarity of the combinations of Heritage.

"Tony's a Cheapass McSpaigo, always wantin to get drunk, wear that damn pinky ring and pick up latino women with big asses."

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

by Hazard October 24, 2003

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....

Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh

by hazard April 18, 2005