A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.
Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.
by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

The delightful way of describing a Australian Holden Commodore as they are so common on the roads and loved by bogan whores.
Sometimes disguised as a Chevy when the owner changes the badging due to embarrassment of driving such a common car (wannabe tuner).
Sometimes disguised as a Chevy when the owner changes the badging due to embarrassment of driving such a common car (wannabe tuner).
Man I've seen so many commowhores on the road today they all have have a pink Playboy sticker on the back window.
by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

To jerk yourself over sometime that is not considered normal.
Similar to cold starting your engine if your wang was a engine.
Similar to cold starting your engine if your wang was a engine.
by Hatfishing king November 29, 2018

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.
Commonly found in AU Ford driver
Commonly found in AU Ford driver
Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.
Johno - yeah what a keys wanker
Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford
Johno - yeah what a keys wanker
Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford
by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Look at that AU Ford Tool, he thinks he is so cool but it's just a Taxi with with FPV car seat covers.
by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

by Hatfishing king November 30, 2018
