Hatfishing king's definitions

Sleevefish

A hottie that is super funny and kind that simply hates sleeveless clothing for no special reason.

That bitch gave me shit about my sleeveless wife beater... She must be a sleevefish

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

au ford tool

A Au Ford Driver who thinks his Taxi is the best car ever and compares it to God's like the r34gtr.

Look at that AU Ford Tool, he thinks he is so cool but it's just a Taxi with with FPV car seat covers.

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

AU Falcon

A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.

Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

AU Ford Falcon

A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.

Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Ford Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Commowhore

The delightful way of describing a Australian Holden Commodore as they are so common on the roads and loved by bogan whores.

Sometimes disguised as a Chevy when the owner changes the badging due to embarrassment of driving such a common car (wannabe tuner).

Man I've seen so many commowhores on the road today they all have have a pink Playboy sticker on the back window.

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

keys wanker

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver

Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

3d Printer Goof

A member of the 3d printer community that believes everything and anything a YouTuber tells them even if it's totally stupid.

That 3d printer goof really thinks that petg won't warp! What a goof...

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018