Definitions by Hatfishing king

Pulling a Kim

The tactical art of inventing a highly suspicious, Friday-morning emergency to escape the factory floor by 10:00 AM. Usually involves making frantic eye contact with the supervisor, executing a dramatic fake cough near the assembly line, and fleeing before the shift gets tough.
Example:
"Where’s Kim? We still have three pallets of parts to wrap."
"She pulled a Kim. Told Carl her hot water heater exploded, but I swear I saw a beach towel in her backseat."

"Where’s Kim? We still have three pallets of parts to wrap."
"She pulling a Kim. Told Carl her hot water heater exploded, but I swear I saw a beach towel in her backseat."

Pulling a Kim by Hatfishing king November 2, 2026

Conversate 

A word used by people that spell so badly they have no hope of saying the word converse in normal conversation

"We had nothing in common, nothing to conversate about"

Conversate by Hatfishing king December 13, 2018

Conversate 

A word used by people that spell so badly they have no hope of saying the word converse in normal conversation

A word used for people trying to initiate conversation on dating sites, to no avail.

"We had nothing in common, nothing to conversate about"
"I tried to conversate with her but she was too busy waving to other dudes"

Conversate by Hatfishing king December 13, 2018

Flp 

When a 3d printer lays down a perfect first layer.
FLP = first layer porn

OMG that first layer is so porn, I'm frapping to that FLP.

Flp by Hatfishing king November 30, 2018

Cold pull 

To jerk yourself over sometime that is not considered normal.

Similar to cold starting your engine if your wang was a engine.

Yummy look at that hot car! I might go home and have a cold pull over it.

Cold pull by Hatfishing king November 29, 2018

Sleevefish 

A hottie that is super funny and kind that simply hates sleeveless clothing for no special reason.

That bitch gave me shit about my sleeveless wife beater... She must be a sleevefish

Sleevefish by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

au ford tool 

A Au Ford Driver who thinks his Taxi is the best car ever and compares it to God's like the r34gtr.

Look at that AU Ford Tool, he thinks he is so cool but it's just a Taxi with with FPV car seat covers.

au ford tool by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018