3 definitions by Harvez 88

A word used to confirm that someone has been insulted to such a degree that anysort of comeback is in vain

When a practical joke has been played on someone.

Another use is when you get one over your mates at some sort of game.
Example 1: During a careers talk
James: I want to be an Astronaut Miss...
He is now smug
Miss: Your too fat to be an Astronaut
Andy: You just got Mercked Mate !!! Awww good and proper.

Example 2:
James walks into the room, little does he know that a bucket of water has been suspended on the door-
James is soaked
Andy: Awww you been Mercked matey!

Example 3:
When playing a video game , sports or shoot em ups work best.
James: I m gonna win this game easy
Andy scores a wicked goal in the last minute of Extra time and avoids penalties
Andy: You been mercked , nuff said
by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006
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1:When some hits a part of their body on somethingelse like hitting your head on the wall or smashing your knee on a radiator.

If something is hit with extreme force.(Usually in a sporting context)

Example 1:
Andy:Whats wrong with your head James ?
James: I twated it on the fridge door

Example 2:
Playing golf...
James: Wow Andy you just twated that shot miles , you ll be on the green in no time
by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006
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A phrase that is used to define the temperature. Created during the heat wave of 2005 at Chorleywood.

This can only be used to describe the temperature as it sounds silly if using it to say : That b*tch is Cako Bako

For example:
Steve: Damn its hot today
Dave: Its f*cking Cako Bako in here mate
by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006
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