wattbrain

roleplaying in your mind, or thinking of your life like a book and narrating your movements like you are in a wattpad story.

Brain: As the pretty girl walked down the stairs, she was met by a group of darkly handsome young guys who all fell in love with her glowing crimson eyes...

Me: Jesus christ I need to stop Wattbraining

by Haru-Official December 13, 2023

Shitling

A small toddler, usually an annoying one.

Person 1: Ugh I hate that toddler
Person 2: Such a shitling.

by Haru-Official September 12, 2023

Onion

(verb) To wear multiple layers of clothes to look like a 'marshmallow'

Because it was cold outside, she decided to onion.

by Haru-Official September 14, 2023

TikTok

A ripoff of Youtube Shorts that will probably get banned soon

Person 1: I spent 78 hours on Tiktok last week.
Person 2: Amateur numbers.

by Haru-Official November 12, 2023

Mint Choc Chip Ice Cream

Underrated ice cream, and for those who think mint chocolate chip tastes like toothpaste, you've obviously never had it before.

Person 1: God diddly dumptious do I love mint choc chip ice cream
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!

by Haru-Official December 02, 2023

NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024

I'm Eggshell Okay

The word for 'I'm okay, but it's a fragile kind of okay, so be gentle with me'.

Person 1: You okay?
Person 2: I'm eggshell okay.

by Haru-Official September 14, 2023