wattbrain

roleplaying in your mind, or thinking of your life like a book and narrating your movements like you are in a wattpad story.

Brain: As the pretty girl walked down the stairs, she was met by a group of darkly handsome young guys who all fell in love with her glowing crimson eyes...

Me: Jesus christ I need to stop Wattbraining

by Haru-Official December 13, 2023

TikTok

A ripoff of Youtube Shorts that will probably get banned soon

Person 1: I spent 78 hours on Tiktok last week.
Person 2: Amateur numbers.

by Haru-Official November 12, 2023

Onion

(verb) To wear multiple layers of clothes to look like a 'marshmallow'

Because it was cold outside, she decided to onion.

by Haru-Official September 14, 2023

blood

Special Ketchup that tastes like bacon. There are many types, including AB, B, A, and O, which come in positive and negatives. The rarest is AB negative, and the most common is O positive.

Person 1: I like blood.
Person 1: Wtf

by Haru-Official November 12, 2023

Andrew 'Andy' Graves

A dude who screwed his sister from TCOAAL. Still hot though

guy: i like my sister

Andrew 'Andy' Graves: Me too

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)

A wholesome video game about two siblings stuck in a flat in a pandemic.

Has zero incest, cannibalism, rituals, patricide, matricide, demons, or clairvoyance at all.

Person 1: TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley) is the best video game

Person 2: I'm scared

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024