Harry the Hat's definitions

aohell

1. Slang name for America Online, an internet service provider for morons. They over-charge the clueless for unreliable access to a dumbed-down, slowed-down, sanitized, homoginized, white bread version of the internet while serving up lame, annoying, banner ads and pop-ups.
2. The internet with training wheels.

Fucking AOHell just dropped my connection again!

by Harry the Hat November 24, 2004

webbie

1. A user of the WebTV service which allows people to surf the Internet on their televisions. Generally considered lame and trailer-trashy as compared to using a real computer.
2. Someone ignorant and utterly lacking in computer skills.

Damn, that stupid webbie needs to get himself a clue and a real computer.

by Harry the Hat April 10, 2006

begathon

1. A telethon or pledge drive repeated so often that it becomes a constant, shameless, begging for money.
2. That period of time every few months when your local PBS station preempts all your favorite shows and instead runs crap you have zero interest in, interrupting it every ten minutes to beg for money.

Oh Christ! Frontline isn't on tonight because PBS is doing another fucking begathon.

by Harry the Hat December 13, 2004

Cheetonium

The orange residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos.

Dude, wash your hands. You've got Cheetonuim all over them.

by Harry the Hat September 10, 2005

Sumyunguy

Sounds like a Chinese meal but actually describes a woman going for a nooner with some young guy.

Where's Jill?
She went out to have sumyunguy for lunch today.

by Harry the Hat November 24, 2004