Definitions by Harry Shwab

shwab 

a lanky nerd who needs to pay for sex.

Eric is such a shwab

shwab by Harry Shwab March 6, 2004

Shwab 

A drunk who smokes pubes and thinks it's good shit.

Steve-O pulled a swhab on party boy.

Shwab by Harry Shwab March 6, 2004

shwab 

A nerd who can easily preform oral sex on himself.

Eric had no money to buy a whore so he shwabed himself all night.

shwab by Harry Shwab March 6, 2004

poobs 

The hair that grows around the anus.

Fuck! I got shit in my poobs!

poobs by Harry Shwab March 6, 2004