Harry Merkin's definitions

hansel and gretel

A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.

The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.

by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002

klingon

A piece of dung or excrement clinging to hair around the anus. See also dingleberries, dangleberries, dillberries, clinkers, winnets and wittens, bum tags, chuff-nu

"Captain! Uranus is surrouned by Klingons!"

by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002

funbags

Large breasts

That Teri Hatcher has some serious funbags.

by Harry Merkin August 7, 2002

mud nut

To achieve ejaculation within the anus of another.

See "donkey punch"

by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002