Definitions by Harrington Scruffs

balance the sheets 

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

balance the sheets by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

Tennessee Vile 

A belligerent and idiotic Tennessee Volunteer football fan usually seen wearing flourescent orange clothing spouting off at the mouth about how great their team is and how Peyton Manning invented the game of football.

Hey did you see that drunk Tennessee Vile and his tramp stumbling down the street towards the stadium ranting on about how his team is "#1" even though they're not even ranked in the top 25?

Tennessee Vile by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

Crackback 

When a person has a flat ass, it sometimes appears that their back and butt are in fact one body part stretching from the neck to the top of the legs, and the only distinguishing feature is the crack of their butt cheeks.

"If it wasn't for that crackback girl's breasts pointing this way I wouldn't know whether she was coming or going."

Crackback by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

Yoda Stew 

All the crap left in the sink strainer after your roommate did the dishes.

Next time I'm gonna make that lazy bastard eat the Yoda Stew.

Yoda Stew by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

gravitagious 

to gravitate to another object or person and quickly assuming the same attributes.

"That junk is gravitagious."

gravitagious by Harrington Scruffs January 14, 2008