Definitions by Harold N.
Alcoholic
Probably a kid named Nathan… we all know an alcoholic named Nathan. Nathan’s are typically the funnest alcoholics though, always down for anything; they would go anywhere with you and do anything. Especially if their last name starts with a K.
cornfed cornbread
A woman who has an hourglass figure. IE: Large breasts, little waist and a curveous ass. similiar to a "brick House"
That hot secretary Bettina is a cornfed cornbread. I be turning my head like the exorcist staring at that ass
cornfed cornbread by Harold N. July 20, 2008
tile technique
to count the ceiling tiles to prevent leering at a woman with an attractive ass, usually in a work enviornment in order to prevent a "sexual harrasment issues .
Hey Freddie, I had to use the tile technique today with this sweet bootie woman. Did you know that hallway has 107 rows of tiles on it
tile technique by Harold N. April 1, 2007