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Chakka Khan

SRK is known as Chakka Khan of bollywood.
Born in poor chakka family SRK went on to become Richest Chakka of bollywood.
Chakka Khan SRK secretly married Karan Johar. Their new born son is Chakka Akshay Kumar
Hey why are you behaving like chakka khan shah rukh?
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Worst Actor of Bollywood

SRK is the worst actor of bollywood. For SRK spreading stinky arms & doing Titanic Pose means acting, thats why he is the worst actor of bollywood.
After seeing SRKs cringeworthy acting in Ra One, Happy New Year, Guddu aliens stopped visiting earth.
SRK turns emotional scene into comedy, action scene into horror.
SRK spent his whole life by doing overacting.
Worst Actor of bollywood kaun hai?
Golden Kela Awards - SRK
Dhakkan Awards - SRK
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Criminal of Bollywood

SRK & Akshay Kumar both are certified Criminals of Bollywood.
SRK was arrested for threatening female journalist, SRK also involved in Kerosene scam. Criminal of Bollywood SRK openly tweeted & praised most wanted terrorist Zakir Naik.
Pakistani terrorist hafiz saeed said SRK can come to pakistan if he feels unsafe in India.
Another criminal Akshay Kumar a canadian actor got arrested under obscenity. Akshay Kumar admitted that he gets more love from Pakistan
How many indians think SRK & Chakki are criminal of bollywood?
A - 132 cr
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Terrorist of Bollywood

SRK is known as terrorist of bollywood.
SRK was the biggest threat for terrorists when he gone nude in Maya Memsaab.
SRK murdered Indian audience as well as ISIS, Al Qaeda terrorists by his cringeworthy acting & poor dialogue delivery.
Happy New year, Ra One, Guddu these films deserve oscar for wiping all terrorist organisations from this planet, thats why we call SRK is the biggest terrorist of bollywood.
Terrorist of Pakistan - We have laden, Hafiz saeed, hydrogen bomb.
Terrorist of Bollywood - I have Happy New Year
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Tatti Khan

Shah Rukh Khan is known as Tatti Khan of bollywood. He acts like goat & most of his career flooded with crap romantic films which is enough to define him Tatti Khan.
Q - Kiske pass 3.6 billion bots hai?
Abram - Humare Tatti Khan SRK ke pass
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Gay of Bollywood

SRK is the Gay of Bollywood.

SRK & Karan Johar's love affair became international news even James Cameron wanted to cast them together for Titanic. In an interview SRK admitted that he is half male & half female which why he's been referred as Gay of Bollywood

Gay of Bollywood SRK 24x7 protesting against section 377 the main hurdle for him & karan.

Gay of Bollywood acted in so many garbage films like Dilwale Gay Le Jayenge, Dil Toh Gay Hai, English Babu Desi Gay.
Hey i want to meet gay of bollywood where do i find him?
A - On Karan Johar's bed
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Canadian Deshbhakt

Akshay Kumar is widely known as Canadian Deshbhakt.
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar is the inventor of Flops & Disasters. Till date he has given 80 Flops which is unbeaten record!
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar plays Patriotic Card during the release of his films & after that its validity expires.
Google Canadian Deshbhakt, you will see ugly face of Akshay Kumar
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