King Of Bollywood

Megastar Salman Khan is the King of Bollywood. He holds maximum box office records, He has 14 blockbusters, 10 Highest Grossers, 7 Record Openers, 7 weekend records, 16 bumper openers thats enough to call him the biggest megastar of bollywood.
Q - Whoz the king of bollywood?
Indians - Salman Khan
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Non Actor Of Bollywood

Akshay Kumar termed as Non Actor of Bollywood. This C grade canadian actor has given 80 flops in his career. Most of the production houses, distributors had to commit suicide all because of his super disasters.
Q - Yeh non actor of bollywood kaun hai?
Audience - Canadian Akshay Kumar jo expressions kam masude jyada dikhata hai
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Gay of Bollywood

SRK is the Gay of Bollywood.

SRK & Karan Johar's love affair became international news even James Cameron wanted to cast them together for Titanic. In an interview SRK admitted that he is half male & half female which why he's been referred as Gay of Bollywood

Gay of Bollywood SRK 24x7 protesting against section 377 the main hurdle for him & karan.

Gay of Bollywood acted in so many garbage films like Dilwale Gay Le Jayenge, Dil Toh Gay Hai, English Babu Desi Gay.
Hey i want to meet gay of bollywood where do i find him?
A - On Karan Johar's bed
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Aamirs Dog

SRK is globally known as Aamirs Dog.
Salman Khan bought this dog from Delhi & gifted to Aamir Khan. Aamir rejected Darr & Salman rejected Baazigar for their favorite dog SRK & thats how SRK became world famous dog
Google "Shahrukh mere pair chaat raha hai" you will find aamirs dog
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Tatti Khan

Shah Rukh Khan is known as Tatti Khan of bollywood. He acts like goat & most of his career flooded with crap romantic films which is enough to define him Tatti Khan.
Q - Kiske pass 3.6 billion bots hai?
Abram - Humare Tatti Khan SRK ke pass
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Criminal of Bollywood

SRK & Akshay Kumar both are certified Criminals of Bollywood.
SRK was arrested for threatening female journalist, SRK also involved in Kerosene scam. Criminal of Bollywood SRK openly tweeted & praised most wanted terrorist Zakir Naik.
Pakistani terrorist hafiz saeed said SRK can come to pakistan if he feels unsafe in India.
Another criminal Akshay Kumar a canadian actor got arrested under obscenity. Akshay Kumar admitted that he gets more love from Pakistan
How many indians think SRK & Chakki are criminal of bollywood?
A - 132 cr
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Chakka of Bollywood

SRK the greatest Chakka of Bollywood.
Karan Johar the CEO of Global Chakka Association deserve oscar for this elite Chakka of Bollywood SRK.
After spending million bucks on masterpiece Ra One SRK started dancing in wedding ceremonies & become official Chakka of Bollywood.
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