Hardstuck Internet's definitions

meta knight

A top tier character appearing in Brawl. Due to his all-around flurry attack and his major recovery,
he was a top tier character that basically was generally used by many in Brawl tournaments. His victory theme was burned into most of us.

Come back when you start getting banned in tournaments. - Meta Knight, Brawl Taunts 3

by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015

competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.

Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.

by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015

the division

Hey look, another awful Tom Clancy game that really downgraded from it's E3 presentation.

The Division isn't worth $60.

by Hardstuck Internet July 30, 2016

Dinky Winks

The man responsible for probably the only meme from Spy Kids that ever made it out of the Spy Kids orbit.

"SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?" - Dinky Winks opening statement

by Hardstuck Internet July 30, 2016

Marlon

Nemo's dad, misspelled by a Tumblr user by the name of "neongreenpissstream" which angered this now defunct account, and made him lash at the account that used this term, captioned-vines, which captioned the vine in which Dory says "I put a whole lot of jelly beans up my ass."

"NEMO'S DAD? YOU MEAN FUCKING MARLON?!?!"

by Hardstuck Internet April 26, 2019

Ultimate Sacrifice

An act of selflessness that exceeds all others, as you are willing to put the lives and sanctuary of others above yourself, to the point where you are willing to let your life be claimed if it means that the lives of many are spared. Some are informed of the Ultimate Sacrifice when they enlist, but others may never be reminded of it. Regardless, Memorial Day is in observance to those who saved many lives in the line of duty, but unfortunately, they never got to see the fruits of their labor.

To be willing to die to save another... That is the Ultimate Sacrifice.

by Hardstuck Internet May 27, 2019

Kayn

A Noxian child soldier raised by Zed to become a fearsome assassin. Currently wields the Darkin weapon Rhaast, which seeks to attain a body after being sealed into a scythe. His goals are to prove that he is superior to Zed by destroying Rhaast within.

If you find someone who plays League of Legends at a Hot Topic, there's a high chance that they main Kayn.

Kayn can also walk through walls and get inside people, ripping them open upon exit.

by Hardstuck Internet May 27, 2019