Hardstuck Internet's definitions

gary

A name. Specifically a name for one of Superman (2025)'s robots. Better than Four.

"Maybe one day you'll give me a name."
"Four's a name."
"Gary's a name, too."

by Hardstuck Internet August 24, 2025

TWAB

This Week At Bungie, Bungo's thursday weekly balance change and reset newsletter that allows you to see just what the hell they were cooking when they decided to make changes that exacerbate the very balancing problems they wanted to fix.

"WHERE TWAB?" - Literally everyone chronically online Destiny player come Thursday in the afternoon

by Hardstuck Internet January 26, 2023

Lunk Alarm

A literal air raid siren that will go off at any Planet Fitness if you drop anything, grunt too hard, or "judge" others. Not only is it very annoying, but it also literally goes against the term "judgement-free zone" by judging the body builders that try too hard.

*drops a weight accidentally*
Lunk Alarm: WE ARE AT DEFCON 1 *begins the siren*

by Hardstuck Internet November 11, 2022

Xnopyt

A word that is a string of letters surrounded by a gap. It has no meaning, allowing for the definition of a word to have one of higher accuracy.

"If you accept the definition of a word is some letters surrounded by a gap, then 'Xnopyt'...

A--"
— Tom Scott, disintegrating for naming the mighty Xnopyt.

by Hardstuck Internet March 15, 2021

Jhin

Champion from League of Legends. A performance artist with an infatuation with death (because he likes killing people) and the number four (because he likes killing people.) He's so obsessed with four that it's pretty much in most of his in-game kit (4 AD per level, 4 seconds for his W mark, 4 seconds for his E mark, 4 shots in his basic attacks and ultimate, you get the idea.)

"In carnage, I bloom... like a flower in the dawn." - Jhin, the Virtuoso

by Hardstuck Internet July 8, 2020

Pridefall

June 1, 2020 raid by 4chan, in which they'll post anti-LGBTQ memes in an attempt to ruse the community. If you don't want a repeat of the raid that happened on Tumblr on July 4th, don't feed the trolls, and ignore giving traffic to these posts.

Anon: Hey, you gonna help with Pridefall tomorrow?
Anon 2: hell yeah, I've got my memes ready for the day.

by Hardstuck Internet May 31, 2020

39

Used in 2 prominent ways:

1. Used as japanese slang for "Thank you," as 3 and 9 are "san" and "kyu" respectively.

2. Used to reference Hatsune Miku, as the alternate way of saying 3 and 9 are "mi" and "ku" and thus can be used to reference her.

"3939."

by Hardstuck Internet August 3, 2019