Hardstuck Internet's definitions

competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.

Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.

by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015

Lunk Alarm

A literal air raid siren that will go off at any Planet Fitness if you drop anything, grunt too hard, or "judge" others. Not only is it very annoying, but it also literally goes against the term "judgement-free zone" by judging the body builders that try too hard.

*drops a weight accidentally*
Lunk Alarm: WE ARE AT DEFCON 1 *begins the siren*

by Hardstuck Internet November 11, 2022

Marlon

Nemo's dad, misspelled by a Tumblr user by the name of "neongreenpissstream" which angered this now defunct account, and made him lash at the account that used this term, captioned-vines, which captioned the vine in which Dory says "I put a whole lot of jelly beans up my ass."

"NEMO'S DAD? YOU MEAN FUCKING MARLON?!?!"

by Hardstuck Internet April 26, 2019

Jhin

Champion from League of Legends. A performance artist with an infatuation with death (because he likes killing people) and the number four (because he likes killing people.) He's so obsessed with four that it's pretty much in most of his in-game kit (4 AD per level, 4 seconds for his W mark, 4 seconds for his E mark, 4 shots in his basic attacks and ultimate, you get the idea.)

"In carnage, I bloom... like a flower in the dawn." - Jhin, the Virtuoso

by Hardstuck Internet July 8, 2020

nVidia

A reincarnation of SGI, consisting of most of the 3D Chip designers that worked for the then-juggernaut of the 3D rendering industry. They primarily make Graphics Cards that a console would only have wet dreams about, including the GeForce GTX 10 series, which you'll commonly see on any streamer or professional gamer's hardware specs, even though their more powerful cards are ridiculously expensive.

They also have other graphics cards for more than just gaming, like the Quadro graphics cards, which is used more for working with CAD, CGI, and DCC, or the Titan V, which is practically a supercomputer's wet dream.

When you look at a highly-specced PC, chances are its housing a Nvidia graphics card.

by Hardstuck Internet October 29, 2018

Lux

Unbridled light magic trapped in the body of a younger sister of the Crownguard family. Perfect for someone born into a nation that absolutely hates magic. Her main goal in life is to explore the world beyond Demacian territory.

In League of Legends, don't be hit by her Q unless you want to be turned into crispy chicken by her ultimate, or ash if she's completed her build.

"Stay positive!" - Lux, whilst her ADC is AFK after feeding first blood.

by Hardstuck Internet October 21, 2018

gary

A name. Specifically a name for one of Superman (2025)'s robots. Better than Four.

"Maybe one day you'll give me a name."
"Four's a name."
"Gary's a name, too."

by Hardstuck Internet August 24, 2025