Harder, daddy's definitions
When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.
Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.
by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018
Get the Stiffnessmug. When you have had so many penises repeatedly ejaculate on your face, it completely chokes you and throws you on the ground, disoriented.
Man, you don't even want to go near that woman. She's had a Bukkake Choke Slam. Completely ran through all the gears and left abandoned in a ditch.
by Harder, daddy January 22, 2018
Get the Bukkake Choke Slammug.