Definitions by Hard-Pressed Entertainment

Kilp E-Pull 

A poorly chosen name for an underground rave happening in Colorado Springs 2/20/21

Raver #1: What's poppin', you pie-eating toolbag? You going to Kilp E-Pull tonight?
Raver #2: Hell yeah I'm going to Kilp E-Pull! What do I look like, a lumpy sack of cabbage?
Eavesdropper: No! Why? Murder's hella impolite, you pinko-commie douche-canoes!
Raver #1: Get in the know, you idiotic ass box.
Raver #2: Yeah! Check out Hard-Pressed's Facebook page and get with it, you white trash rectum goblin!

Kilp E-Pull by Hard-Pressed Entertainment December 20, 2020

Jrush

To crash, wreck, or otherwise ruin a car's engine simply by being in said car.

Amber: My boyfriend totally Jrushed my car. Now I have to take the bus with a bunch of stinky people.

Jrush by Hard-Pressed Entertainment January 8, 2014

burnt 

Onomatopoeia for a quick, loud and dry fart.

Timmons: BURNT! Put that in your book!

The Farting Preacher: You have to press on, you have to go on, starting is great, proverbs says, but finishing is better! BURNT!

Drew Carey: Scissors, POOT! letter openers, POOT! staplers BURNT! don't run with any of them.

burnt by Hard-Pressed Entertainment August 10, 2012