Definitions by Hard for green

Gyrosexual

A man woman or living thing if any species or gender who is sexually aroused or turned on by anything of the colour green

MATTHEW!!! Why are you masturbating go to idubbbz's alien video YOU DUMB GYROSEXUAL

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Somebody, (mostly tall blonde weirdos named Matthew) who is sexually attracted to the colour green

Matthew! why the hell did you think it was a good idea to masturbate to our classrooms showing of how the grinch stole Christmas!!.......(sigh) you stupid gyrosexual

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