Hodge cock

a foot long dick of pleasurable death to the guts
Phill hodge cocked my insides, until i was cumming and siezing at the same time, i barely survived
by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016
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sexual lasagna

When someone slaps a wet noodle on your cheesy ass
Me and my Facebook homeboy are gonna come over make you into sexual lasagna.
by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016
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