tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005

cumcatcher

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 16, 2005

fucksteak

1. an exclamation of surprise or dissapointment similar to "buttfuck" when "buttfuck" or "buttfucker" used as an interjection
2. a dumbfuck

Fucksteak! I lost my cell phone!
or
Wipe that shit off your upper lip, you goddamn ass-licking fucksteak!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 08, 2005

wetbrain

the condition of being excessively stupid of forgetful, retarded

That kid has mad wetbrain. He asked me how to spell "example."

by Hanz Von Steiner March 08, 2005

fuckbucket youbucket

This is what you say if you're a giggly 11yo slut who likes to speak in "secret languages" and then giggle (teehee teehee) with her pre-pubescent friends.

Sobucket Ibucket saidbucket, "Fuckbucket youbucket!" andbucket leftbucket thebucket IMbucket chatbucket.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 26, 2005