Hanz Von Steiner's definitions

Napoleon Dynamite

By far the shittiest film ever to become so popular. Utterly shitty. So shitty that I wanted to cry. I can't understand why people liked it and not the 100 movies/shows/internet shorts that come out every month with the exact same type of fucking stupid humor. On top of all that it was slow paced and boring. see shit

Damn! This movie blows donkey cock! I'm not watching another minute of this shit! I wish Napoleon would open his damn eyes, that squinting bastard! If that fucking kid makes another film I'll hunt him down, eat his brain, and use his lifeless body for pre-med anatomical studies!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 25, 2005

fuckbucket youbucket

This is what you say if you're a giggly 11yo slut who likes to speak in "secret languages" and then giggle (teehee teehee) with her pre-pubescent friends.

Sobucket Ibucket saidbucket, "Fuckbucket youbucket!" andbucket leftbucket thebucket IMbucket chatbucket.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 25, 2005

tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005

eat babies

or to eat one's babies, vb.
To do well, to triumph over someone
to humiliate someone

How'd the debate go?
Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005

puff hog

vb. to suck dick, this term is sometimes used to edit movies when they appear on television

She puffed so much hog that her eardrums burst.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005