The act of masturbating before going to sleep;
usually done in order to fall asleep faster and more relaxed;
the "sleeping pill" drill.
usually done in order to fall asleep faster and more relaxed;
the "sleeping pill" drill.
"I was on a horrible sleeping schedule all summer and now that school starts tomorrow, I'll have to perform a "sleeping drill" in order to fall asleep at a decent time tonight."
by hansonpaulsey November 08, 2009
Verb: After the act of attempting to hook up with a variety of girls at one setting and getting rejected, then the person will begin "echoling" or ridiculing the same girls in order to compensate for the humiliation of being rejected; the act of being outraged at a girl after her rejecting to hook up with you; "Sex Heckling"
After Michael was rejected by every girl at the party, he began echoling the girls by stealing money from the fat bitch, slapping the tall bitch in the face and then pushing the other girl down the stairs.
by Hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009
Verb: The act of having explosive diarrhea and accidentally getting feces on your balls; the act of defecating on someone else's balls in order for them to be pleasured by the act.
"Damn. After that Chipotle we ate last night, I ended up accidentally blooming. My balls looked like they were dipped in chocolate."
"Sandy bloomed on my balls last night before sex. The warmth turned me on to no end."
"Sandy bloomed on my balls last night before sex. The warmth turned me on to no end."
by Hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009
Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;
said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009
American Teenager: "Dude, check out my epic happy trail!"
Chinese Teenager: "Check out my happy wok!"
Chinese Teenager: "Check out my happy wok!"
by hansonpaulsey December 13, 2009
"My dad hasn't talked to me in years and he doesn't even help out my family financially anymore. He's such a cappy."
by hansonpaulsey November 23, 2009
Noun: The sound Captain Falcon makes on his third consecutive jump in the Nintendo 64 game "Super Smash Bros."
"Captain Falcon Jumps: C^ C^ Vahvahduhvava"
by hansonpaulsey January 13, 2010